Friday, April 28, 2006

Oh Hell Naw!!



What in the hot hell is this mess???? She looks awful. What is up with that makeup? And that raggedy yakky weave. How come she looks SO MUCH BETTER on Girlfriends?




















She needs to take a lesson from these two

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

ACTION........

Ever since AJ and Free left 106 & Park, they have never recovered. Just look at the bunch of wack ass people they have had hosting the show. It looks like they have finally settled on keeping Julissa and Tigger. I just don't like Julissa. She's corny and dry. And she gives me a headache looking at her. And Tigger...this picture says it all



But I've come across further evidence of how corny they are

Exhibit A: Nike Air Force stilettos



Verdict: Hot Ass Ghetto Mess


Exhibit B: Corn on the cob grill



Verdict: Studio gangsta

To vote for these cheeseballs to be off the countdown, please dial 1-800-siturassdown.

And now back to your regularly scheduled program

AND CUT..............

Joke of the day

"Why your hair so short....you have to smile to put it in a ponytail" ---taken from Russ Parr show

LMAO....I thought that was funny this morning on my way to work

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

HATE OF THE WEEK

Now is it just me, or is Vivica's "Extreme Makeover-Barbie edition" backfired on her. She looks so plastic and old now. I think her motive for doing all this reconstructive work done was to turn back the years of time. But in my opinion, she has sped it up. She is looking old and dried out. Her face looks like if she smiles it's going to crack in a million pieces. And this pony tail is ridiculous.

12-year-old boy in US is charged with killing his mother and his younger brother

By KRISTEN WYATT Associated Press Writer

(AP) - DISTRICT HEIGHTS, Maryland-A 12-year-old boy described by a neighbor as having a volatile temper was charged as a juvenile with two counts of first-degree murder in the deaths of his mother and his younger brother.

The two were found beaten and stabbed on Sunday in their apartment. Police said they found a metal bar that had been used in the beatings.
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At a 12-minute hearing Monday, Judge Melanie M. Shaw Geter ordered that the boy remain at a juvenile facility in Cheltenham until his next hearing on May 15. The judge also ordered a psychological evaluation for the boy.

Authorities did not release the boy's name because of his age. Police said the boy was the oldest son of Katrina D. Powe, 31, and brother of Mystery T. Hillian, 9, and lived with them.

Police arrived at their apartment Sunday after getting a phone call and found the bodies of the mother and son. Detectives interviewed the 12-year-old at the scene and arrested him there, said Cpl. Clinton Copeland. Copeland did not know who called police.

Copeland initially said that the metal bar used in the killings was the kind normally used to secure a car's steering wheel to prevent theft, but he later corrected that information to say the bar was not a part of such a device.

Prosecutors said the 12-year-old's father was on his way Monday to Maryland from North Carolina. It was not known whether he was also the father of the victim.

Children under 14 cannot be charged with homicide as an adult in Maryland and are not be eligible for the death penalty, said Ramon Korionoff, a spokesman with the office of the county state's attorney. At 12, the defendant is believed to be one of the youngest ever charged with homicide in the state. If found responsible for the deaths, the boy could be held until he is 21 years of age, said Deputy State's Attorney Patricia Smoot.
"It's certainly tragic and we'll be looking at all the facts involved," Smoot said, adding, "It's incredibly unusual to have a homicide where there's someone as young as 12 involved. I'm incredibly stunned."


Neighbors said Sunday that the boy often baby-sat his younger brother, but was known in the neighborhood for having a violent temper.

"If he got into an argument or something, like with other kids, he would kind of explode, and like go off," Azalia Taylor told WRC-TV in Washington

Now just what is this world coming to? 12 years old???? It's so sad. Three lives gone.....

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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Hurrayy for spas and all that they stand for!! Yesterday Kimmikins, MhMath, and I went to Cassiana's Spa for spa week. We originally planned for LL to be there as well, but she was trippin thinkin she could make it out here from Chesapeake in rush hour traffic. It's just never that serious...LOL. Anyway...so we made these reservations about 3 weeks ago. And let me just tell you that the day couldn't come fast enough. I was pumped up about getting my FIRST "professional" massage.

So I got off work around 5:00 b/c I just knew there was going to be hella traffic coming from Rockville going into VA, but it actually wasn't that bad. Minus the bogus directions that I got from Kim and her dumb RandMcNally site (who uses that?!?!?). Add to the fact that it was like 100+ degrees outside (don't ask me why I didn't just turn on the AC). So by the time I got to Kim's job, we were off. YAYYY...I got to ride in the new whip, which I will officially call the "Knight Rider" b/c he talks to you. I bet you tell that thing to make you a ham sammich, and it will do just that. And we were off to Arlington....

Needless to say, we were a little suprised when we got there to see the Spa. I was expecting some elegant building with a beautifully manicured lawn or something. What I saw was far from that. It was tacky from the outside. Matter of fact, anything that is directly beside a check cashing/waffle house, and a palm reader, is suspect. But we head inside b/c we didn't ride out there for nothing. We get inside and go up to the front desk and give them our names. She's looking...looking...looking...still nothing. She doesn't even have us down on the reservations. OH, but she has Meron though. What kind of foolishness?!?!? I should have listened to Dena when she warned me about Jenny's shop. She pencils us in anyway, and I head off downstairs with a "boriqua" (can't remember her name) to get my massage. For the time being, I will call her Marisol....So, "Marisol" chats with me for a little while and then instructs me to get undressed and get under the sheet. I hurry and undress and she comes back in the room. Then she gets to work..HEAVEN!!!

Sidenote::: I'm trying to get my "relaxation" on and who wants to text me and fcuk up the flow??? None other than Meron (she's just now getting there):::

Okay...so "Marisol" has the lights dim, soft music playing, the fake me out waterfall going, incense burning, and the oils out. And all that rubbing and kneading was feeling some kind of good. She got out all the kinks

Sidenote::: all that ambiance and rubbing prepared me for my rubdown when I got home **stifled snicker**:::

50 minutes later, I was ready for more. She made a few more jokes, gave me her card, and left the room for me to get dressed. I felt loose as a noodle by then. So I headed out and waited for Kool and the Gang. Kim came out not long after me and we sat and watched the big ass fish in their fish tank, literally tagteaming each other. It was like a Crips vs. Bloods up in there. One of them threw up a fin gang sign, I swear.

Meron came out 50 hours later (it was dark) and we walked outside to talk. Thats when I knew just how bootleg Cassiana's was. They had the lit up neon signs, you know the ones that have some letters lit and the others don't work. In their case, the whole CASSIANA'S was out and only SPA was lit. And I think I heard that buzzing noise which meant it was either a fly get burned by the light, or the light was going in and out. Meron had on her business attire (for someone who aint got no job Tommy) and we had to keep it moving b/c she had a couple of Spaniards looking her way. They were practically salivating over her. I mean, she did have some buttons unbuttoned on her shirt, and maybe they caught a glimpse. We dropped her off at her car and we were off back to pick up my car from Tysons Corner. I said my goodbye's to Kim and headed home to meet my man. Fun was had by all!!!

Sidenote:::made sure to have that same ambiance when I got home, if anyone cares::::

Old time favorite

Hey guys..I don't know if some of you caught the new video from ex-member of Destiny's Child, Letoya Luckett, on 106&Park but here it goes. Let me just say that I've always liked this girl. Even when they first came out, she just always seemed like the cute likeable one to me. Even though she was overshadowed by the highly overrated Beyonce, she still made you wonder what she had in store for her career. And I remember a couple years ago she had a group out w/ the other booted member and I couldn't wait for them to come out. But now shes gone solo and I LOVE this song. She really has a nice voice. I think she will do well in the music industry. Plus, she has her own boutique in Houston that is doing well. She's on the comeup

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Oh, speaking of Beyonce, I found this picture of Beyonce and her "real hair" and I thought it was so funny. Look at the way the guy is looking at her...LMAO



Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Farewell

Well guys, it's official...I put my two weeks in at the GAP, so if you want my discount you have 2 weeks to let me know. I had to go thru a crazy thought process on exactly why I was working at the Gap. It's not like I was really in need of the money, although the money helps. I think it was more of the fact that I had that discount. If I could just work like 2 days out of the week I would stay, but they want you to have crazy availability which I can't do. So I went in yesterday to my boss and told her that I was putting in my 2 weeks. She went thru this whole thing asking me WHY??????? I told her mainly b/c I have a full time job that takes up alot of my time (really, but not really) and I'm starting school in the Fall. She asked me would I be able to come back in October when they reopen (the store is closing July 5 - October 20 for renovations) and I told her I'm not sure. So now, I have more time to do the things I want to do. I haven't been to the gym in like a week b/c I've been working this part-time alot the past week or so. And thats messing me up from dropping my 2 dress sizes for my August vacation. And we can't have that, can we?

How about this morning some lady cut in front of me and almost hit my car (for the second time in a week) and I was so mad that I practically chased her down in my car. I did the Kiya method (beeping my horn nonstop) and she stuck her middle finger up at me. Ohhh...so you know then I got even angrier. I had to pull up beside her and roll my window down. So we are both yelling at each other thru car windows until she got stuck in a little traffic in her lane and I had to pull up. I felt like throwing my car jack at her windshield. UGGGHHHH!! I know that was terrible, but I have serious road rage. Dominic (and Kiya, although she really can't talk) get on me all the time b/c they say I'm crazy, but I don't know what comes over me sometimes. It's like I turn into the exorcist or something. It's an out of body experience..LOL.

So I am getting real close to getting my clearance now and I'm thinking that if they move my job to Herndon, I might have to move. I was talking to Kiya about it and she was saying that it's going to be a SERIOUS drive and alot of traffic. I'm not trying to be sitting in traffic for 2 hours to get to work. That will give me CRAZY road rage. Especially if someone cuts me off. So she was saying that if I had to work in Herndon, I might want to move to Loudon County (don't know where the hell that is). And she said she would never visit me out there (fake ass friend). Then I was talking to Dominic about it last night, and he said he would never come out there either (fake ass boyfriend). Whats so wrong with Loudon County? Is it THAT far from civilization? I don't really know where it is, but everybody from MD and DC acts like VA is on the other side of the world.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Happy Monday

I hope everyone had a nice weekend. I most definitely did. I went home to Chesapeake on Saturday morning to visit my family. Mainly because my Aunt Terri told me she was cooking a big dinner and she was making my favorite...Mac&Cheese. My main reason though for going to VA was b/c my aunt really wanted me to come. So I broke down and said okay. I got there in good time Saturday afternoon. It was nice and sunny...actually it was hot as hell. I went to pick up my sister and the kids and brought them over to my aunt's house. Then Trina brought Tiana over as well. So I got to see all my nieces and nephews. Anyway, I wanted to take Tiana to the mall to get her some summer clothes, so I volunteered to watch Tavon (Trina's baby son) and take him with us while she went home to catch up on some homework. So, Tiana, my sister and her son Jay, Tavon, and myself headed to the mall. Other than Jay acting like a crazed child in the mall, everything was cool. Soon as we got home, Tavon started crying like someone was killing him. And he would not stop crying for nothing. Wasn't hungry, wasn't wet, even when you held him he cried (Kiya says he has colic, but she says that about everybody). I got SO FRUSTRATED. I couldn't believe how frustrated I was. I just put him back in the carryall and walked away and told my aunt to handle him. I don't think I"m cut out for kids. I dont' have the patience AT ALL. Even though I would love to have some one day, I don't think I'm the mother type. Maybe I would be a bad mother, not sure, but I just know it's turning out not to be for me.

So anyway...my brother has a new girlfriend. I tried so hard to find something about her that I don't like (mind you...i've never met her before) but I can't find one thing. She's about to graduate from college, she has her own place, she goes to church, she has her own car, no kids. Ohhh...found something...what the hell is she doing messing with my brother?????? But seriously, I think I subconsiously don't want to like her b/c of the fact that Trina (my brother's ex girl and Tiana's mom) is SOOO close to the family. She's been around forever. She is basically like my sister. Her and my mom were really close before she died. And I think that any girl that comes after that is going to feel weird b/c she's always going to be around. I know my brother deserves to be happy and move on, and I don't have to like the girl, but I don't think I'll ever accept her into the family like I will Trina. Shoot, we've know Trina for 10 years. Anyway...my brother was supposed to bring the girl over for dinner on Sunday, but she backed out. I think because she might have felt a tad uncomfortable. I mean, Trina was going to be there, and so was I. I think my brother tells her that we still are really tight with Trina, so she feels some sort of way about meeting us. But I did see her....she's cute.

One more thing before I go...my cousin Nicole got mad at me over the weekend b/c didn't stop by her house and say hi. First off...I told her I was coming to VA to see my aunt. Thats the ONLY reason I came. So she caught a SERIOUS attitude and pissed me off. Talking about I could have stopped by there, and my aunt is not the only one on the street. Why is she so pressed. It's not like she comes to visit me AT ALL when she comes to MD. I don't make a big deal about that. And furthermore, I always hang out with them when I come to VA. So she needs to stop acting like she is my man!!

Friday, April 14, 2006

First sign of success

Today I saw one of my coworkers (work BFF) that I haven't seen in about a month. She got a new position and now she works in Virginia. She had a new haircut and just all around looked happier. I guess that could be attributed to the fact that she no longer works for my boss. But she looks great. But what has me so happy today is the fact that when she saw me, the first thing she said was "You look like you are losing weight Tina". Talking about happy, I was grinning from ear to ear. Maybe my workout plan is paying of a little. I still have a long way to go, but hearing that really made my day. And it ultimately gives me motivation to continue on this workout plan.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

BeyZ vacations

Awwww...now don't they look so cute!!! Get married already!!!!!




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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

What the f#@$ is wrong with this picture???

Now I've always thought that Shawn was a little "Heyyyyyy" even back in his SW1 days on In Living Color. He just seemed a little too feminine to me. But if this doesn't take the cake, I don't know what does. Never in my 25 years have I seen a grown man rocking some UGG boots!!! With a vanilla latte, probably, in his hand. What the hell?!?!?! Not a good look Shawn. WOW...this is his daughter by the way. Come to think of it, are all the Wayans children mixed? The only one that I've seen w/ black children are Damons kids. But thats another subject. BAck to the boots. WHY???? I don't get it

Monday, April 10, 2006

Painful

This is just a quick post until later today, but I had to tell you guys about my Saturday morning. It was raining something terrible outside, but I knew I had to get up and get to the gym to attend the 10:30 Body Pump class. I'd heard about the class many times, but had never actually gotten to the gym on time to start it. So Saturday morning I got there just in time to start w/ the 10 other folks in the class. Let me just tell you...that class is NO JOKE. We worked out EVERYTHING!! My body felt like a limp noodle when we finished. It was an hour long class and I thought I was going to pass out 15 minutes into it. Then when the class was over, I did 30 minutes on the treadmill to get some cardio on. Lets just say that today, I'm weary...I can barely walk straight w/out every muscle in my body hurting. And I'm hitting the gym tonight to get in maybe 45 minutes of cardio and maybe 20 minutes of lifting. Call me crazy!! Beauty is pain!!

Okay...just thought I'd share that bit of information with you.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

I'll be the first one to say that I think Solange is not a very cute girl. She just looks funny to me. And she's corny, so I guess thats what makes it worse. But when I saw these pictures I actually thought she looked really nice. I love the short haircut on her. Its so much better than the Seabiscuit weave. And I like the color. She don't have 1 stretch mark...aint that a b&#%@!!! Beyonce doesn't look all that hot, Michelle looks MUCH better with her own hair/hair color, and what can I say about Ms. Tina...she looks a damn mess. Whats up with the knee highs??? She is one of them 80 yr old ladies still trying to dress 25. UGGGGGGGHHHHH!!! Solange's husband is a cutie though (even though I don't like light skin guys). Kelly looks like "whatever", and that cousin Angela Beyince (no really..thats her real name. she's beyonce's personal assistant) looks a hot a$$ mess. Whats with that Diana Ross weave???



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I'm on my way...

I've been doing the damn thing lately. Anyone who knows me, knows that I am not a big fan of the gym. But most times when I do get motivated to go, it only lasts for about a week. Well ladies and gents, I'm proud to say that I have been maintaining my gym schedule pretty good. I go about 3x a week and this is my 3rd week. Maybe I'm trippin but I feel different. Last night I went and I was hightailing it to make it by 6:00 so I could join the Body Pump class, but I had a orthodontist appt at 4:00 and of course they were packed. So I didn't get out until about 6:00 and then had to go home and grab my gym clothes. So I got to the gym about 6:30. I hate walking in on a class when they have already started so I just got on the bike for 30 minutes. Then I did all types of crunches on the machine for the last 30 minutes. I was trying to rush and make it home to see Top Model. I actually ended up missing the first 15 minutes so you know I was pissed. I wanted to see Tyra pass out, but come to find out at the end of the show, it was all staged. Booooo!!!!

I'm determined to drop down 2 dress sizes for my cruise in August. I refuse to even buy a bathing suit until I do. Trust me if I don't drop the lbs, when you see my vacation pictures I'll be wearing a mumu. I've been trying to eat right and exercise every chance I can. I hope it's working. I've started to get myself to stop eating after 7:00. So far its been working (except when I work my pt job b/c then my break is not until around 8:00, so I eat some fruit).

Speaking of my pt job...the butthole manager is gone. Now he's been replaced on my shit list by the Assistant Manager Garrett. I've never really had anything against Garrett other than he is a warden and he takes everything so serious. But Tuesday he pissed me off to the max. So, me and a couple other folks at the job joke and call him "Massa" b/c he's like a slavedriver. He will work your ass to death like you're a salaried employee or something. So the other day when I go to work he has to do my 1 mintute (basically give me the rundown on whats going on in the store) and so he tells me to "Come". I walk over there not really thinking about what he said or how he said it. So I guess b/c I was quiet he thought I was upset at what he said. So he's going off on a tangent talking about "I was just joking". I sitting there thinking "What are you talking about". Then he's like "It's not like I told you to call me Master or something". I just about fell out laughing b/c thats exactly what we call him. So I said, "you know thats what we call you". OH LORD...then he gets all "Manager-like" and says "If I ever hear it I'm writing you up". I'm looking bewildered b/c I'm wondering if he's just joking. So I say "writing me up for what?" He says "Thats insubordination". I laugh b/c its funny. Then I say, "it was just a joke". He says "well I'm not joking" (sidenote: all this time he's not even looking at me). So then I say, "well you've never heard me call you that so how can you write me up" He says, "doesn't matter, you're saying it". I say "you can't write me up for something i say behind your back" (Sidenote: thats my bitch mode that keeps making me want to have the last word). So he says "keep on talking". At this point I have the full angry black girl bitch mode screw face on. And I seriously felt like cursing his nappy headed ass out and telling him to take this job and shove it up his Cosby sweater ass. But instead I ate humble pie and walked away b/c I was 2 seconds from doing it. The rest of the night I really had an attitude. I didn't say NOTHING to him. When he asked me to do stuff I said "yes sir" and I didn't even look at him. I don't give a damn if he writes me up. The first time he does, that will be my last day. I'm not signing shit...I could care less about that job. The only reason I was so mad is b/c when he wants to joke and laugh and play around with you, it's all good. But as soon as you do the same, he wants to act like he's "Manager of the Year".

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Thank God for friends

I was just sitting here thinking about how lucky I am to have friends that always support me in everything that I do. I mean, these people are with me through the good and the bad, tell me off when I'm acting stupid, and have my back all the time. So I felt like dedicating this blog post to them today (thanks Benita "with the house lamp" for the idea)

Dominic - he's my very best friend. He's always there for me even when I'm acting like an ass. I admire his strength, wisdom, and courage. He's my better half and I love him.

Erika (my lil sis) - she's my baby sis, but in so many ways I learn alot from her. She's had to grow up really fast since we lost someone special years ago. But even though she has so many obstacles to overcome, she has become a better mother, an amazing woman, and a great friend.

Meaka - my "misa". I've known Ms. Shameaka Barnard since 6th grade when I used to visit Chesapeake and we picked up where we left off when I moved there in the 8th grade. Back then she was wearing the coke bottle glasses and we both were wearing fingerwaves. We bonded instantly and it's amazing to me to see the person that she has become. Even in my darkest hour, Meak was there to pick me up and get me back on my feet. I am eternally grateful to her for all that she has done for me. I know we will be best friends, no..more like sisters, until we are old and gray. I love her to death and would do anything for her

Lori, Nicole, Sheena, Tamara - these are my cousins who I love to death. Each one of them have their own special qualities that makes them get on my nerves on minute, but love them the next. I don't know who or where I would be without them in my life. We've come so far, from making up dance routines (we were going to be on the Apollo), to seeing each other graduate, we've always been a part of each others lives. They are my sisters.

Dena- this girl is my homie. I've know Dena since maybe the 10th grade and she has been cracking me up ever since. I mean, we can't even look at each other without busting out in laughter. She is so humorous, generous, and an all around fun person to be around. She has always been there for me and even though we didn't talk as much when we went our separate ways to college, when we did talk it was like we had just talked yesterday. And when she came to my graduation, a moment that was special to me b/c of my struggles to get to that point, it meant so much. I truly admire her.

Gabrielle (Partner)- I met Tina freshman year at VSU. I actually met her through a former friend who she was roommates with. I don't know what it was, but we just formed a bond and started to develop a friendship that was amazing. We're like ying and yang. She is the total opposite of me, but thats why we get along so well. I'm the loud obnoxious one, she's the soft and reserved one. But depending on circumstances, we flip roles. Tina is a great friend b/c she is a great listener. Whenever I have a problem, she really listens. I'm not talking about sitting there and thinking about what she's going to say next, but listens to what I have to say. And thats so important in a friend (maybe thats b/c I don't listen to well...lol). Tina is going to be a lifetime friend...one who's going to go off and have high yella babies :)

Kiya- what can I say about Ms. Barber. Kiya may just be the fastest friend that I've ever made. I would say she is more like family. I met Kiya my senior year in college (last semester) when she became my roommate. I will have to say that I wasn't too enthusiastic considering I had the room to myself until she got there. But once she did, I think maybe a week or two later, I was going home with her to MD. We just clicked...she's the type of person that I always wished I could be. She speaks her mind, she's sooo focused, and she lives life to the fullest no matter what anyone says. I love this girl, even though we have our share of ups and down (she gets on my nerves alot). And her son Andrew is my homie (even though he has an attitude problem). I value our friendship and hope that she will be standing by my side on my wedding day (and vice versa)

Kaeana- she is my friend that I met at my old job. Kaeana is a sweet person at heart. She is extremely caring and she will give you her last dollar if you need it. We get in lots of spats, mainly b/c we both think the other has a quick temper and nasty 'tude, but in the final hours this chick is a great friend that I will have forever. And I love her nieces :)

Kristen - she is my loud, off the wall, hates everyone, friend. I love her b/c she is just like me. Whenever I don't like someone, she hates them!! We can both be petty together, but thats okay b/c we don't care. She one of my good friends and she will alwasy be iin my life

Kimmie, Meron, Shana, Nina- I've know some of these girls from high school and met the others thru Dena. We all had to come together when Dena got hitched and we've been partying it up ever since. They all have their special qualities that you just have to love. And it doesn't hurt that we get "weary" together (Meron). Even though during the wedding process we had bumps in the road, they are becoming my "Sex in the City", okay more like "Girlfriends" when we all catch up with each other.

Okay...I'm tired of typing now...if I forgot someone, I'll add them at a a later date :0

Monday, April 03, 2006

Weekend festivities

I went to see the Cherry Blossoms yall!!! I know some of you may think thats corny and played out, but for me it was nice seeing as it was my very first time going out there. I really enjoyed myself. And I took pictures (to the dismay of Dominic). I'm not quite sure how to get my pictures uploaded yet, so stay tuned for my pictures. There were tons of people out and about on Saturday. Seemed like all of DC/MD/VA came out with their kids or with their loved ones. I think Dominic only went b/c I was so pressed to go. He didn't seem as enthusiastic until we got there. Then we sat by the Tidal Basin (I guess) and watched the birds fight for food as people were throwing stuff in the water. It was nice. And I took a cherry blossom branch off the tree for a souvenier until some lady walked past and told me to watch out b/c I could get fined for it. I finally got Dominic to take a picture. That was extremely hard to do b/c Dominic does NOT like to take pictures. As a matter of fact he hates taking pictures. And thats hard for me b/c I'm the picture taking queen. I take my camera EVERYWHERE. Even when we go to restaurants. So Saturday when we were on the train and he was dozing off, I mentioned that I was going to take a picture of the cherry blossoms. He woke up quickly and said, "You brought your camera? Why you always got to bring your camera everywhere we go". Its always a struggle to get him to compromise. I mean, we've been together 2 years and I only have 2 pictures of him and I together. He says thats all I need.

So Saturday night I hung out with the girls (Dena, Meron, Shana, and Kimmie). We had fun despite seeing my arch nemesis, who had on a shirt that said, "Do Not Copy Me" which looked more like, "Doooooo Nooooooott Coooooppy Meeeeee" considering how stretched out it was. I felt quite good knowing that she looked a hot ass mess b/c then I definitely didn't feel bad in talking about her. I spotted her and that other hoe she hangs with as I walked to the bar. She was standing in that same exact spot that I saw her at a year ago in the club. So it looks like she must be a regular at this particular club (such a loser). I saw her tap the hoe when she saw me and I sashayed my ass right pass her w/ more confidence than I came in with. Then when I got my drink and walked back to the VIP section we were in, I happened to see them standing behind us. I kind of wanted to walk past her and spill my drink on her, but I thought that would have been childish. Plus, I didn't want to go to jail that night b/c if she would have tried to break hard, I would have had to knock her dusty teeth down her throat. I know I'm being extremely petty, but I just seriously cannot stand this girl. I don't care how many years go by, she will always be on my shit list. Which means she can't even say "boo" to me without me being 2 seconds off her ass.

Okay, now that I've vented...Did anybody catch "Flavor of Love Reunion" last night? OMG...it really made me feel like I lost 10 brain cells b/c that was some ignorant ish...But it was SO FUNNY!!!!! Did anyone notice how LaLa was acting to some of the girls. She was giving them the "bitch please" look. LOL...I thought for a second she was going to go off on New York. It was funny. And that girl Cherries (whoever) just needed to sit her ass down. She got eliminated the first 2 minutes of the show. I don't even remember her. But she got the nerve to try and start stuff. Don't be mad sweetheart.