Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Random pictures

I was fishing around on Crunk & Disorderly and Concrete Loop and I happened to find some pictures that disturbed me deeply.

Exhibit A: Khia

What in the hell is this mess? She just looks like you can smell her rank coochie from the screen. And what does she have on? I'm not understanding at all. And I know that girls wear jeans and stuff that now show their butt crack (Dominic gets on me all the time about mine) but somehow, I'm getting the feeling that this is one buttcrack that people don't want to see. Like I can deal with Serena's buttcrack more than this one. Yuck!!!! And it just is so flabby and ewww. And did you catch the stretch marks. OMG!!!!! She could have at least covered those bad boys up.

Exhibit B: Dame Dash

Is he being for real with these glasses. I mean, I hope its just a cruel joke and we are being Punk'd b/c those glasses are hideous. He is definitely not getting his grown and sexy on right now.

Exhibit C: Ciara

Is it just me, or does Ciara remind anyone of Wanda Sykes. I mean, it looks like it could be her daughter. On another note, Ciara is looking really nice these days. I'm feeling the dark hair on her. Much better. Although I still think she is by far the worst singer in the world.

Exhibit D: Big Gipp
Who knew that under all that platinum and gold, he really has nice teeth? He still looks like curious George though.

Exhibit E: Skateboard P

Something about his face is not right in this picture. Its his lips. Why do they look like he had those lip injections or some isht. Either that, or he got busted in the mouth, or they're chapped then a mutha. But I'm not feeling it. On the other hand, did anybody see him in Mariah's new video? DAMN!!!! That nigga was looking good. I was drooling.

Thats enough of my rants.

2 Comments:

At 9:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! Not Wanda Sykes' chil'.

 
At 9:29 AM, Blogger Mommy S.O.S. said...

Lmao . . . yeah she does look like Wanda Sykes, i'm dying over here . . agreed she definitely looks better, not as androgenous as before.

 

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