Cold Shit

Why does everyone wanna be a rapper nowadays? I mean, it's not enough to be a basketball star, actor, circus clown, now you have to add the title of "rap extraordinaire" or "lyricist" to your resume. And half of these people sound a damn mess...or excuse me...in the words of the "Oh So Great" Rekiya, COLD SHIT

I mean, who told these 30+ year olds that rapping is their calling. I can count on my fingers and yours, how many people that I have heard (at my aunts age) still talking about they have a demo out. WHAT!!! A demo...you're like 90 years too late. First of all, I'm not buying a cd of someone who is damn near retirment age. What do we possibly have in common? And please don't try to rap about how you was "slangin them thangs" in the hood. Yeah, yeah, yeah....I'm so tired of hearing that. Although Kanye makes my skin crawl, at least he admits the fact that he was brought up in an middle class family where education and employment (legal) was important. He doesn't have to claim he's from the hood to get respect. That's more than I can say for some of these cold shit ass rappers.

For example...my friend told me of a guy she used to date that was trying to get his rap career off the ground. But there's one problem...he sounds like COLD SHIT. I've heard her countless times telling me about how awful he sounds. Then she tells me the other day that he said he's coming out w/ a video. WHAT!! A video?!?! Now come on guys, some of you know that you sound terrible. Stop holding on to that dream...let it go hon!

(Sidebar: Ohhh...I just thought of someone that is a cold shit rapper. That self proclaimed "video chick" Gloria Velez has a cd out. WHAT!! I've heard some snippets and it's definitely some cold shit)

Funny thing though, these rappers are the first ones to wanna battle someone. Sit ur ass down please!! Noone wants to hear that mess and you're flooding my radio w/ a bunch of nonsense