Wednesday funny

Allow me to share the funniest thing that just happened in my office. The hall adjacent to my desk has mostly older white guys in the offices. I think there is one black guy and he is gone for the week. LMAO..okay, so I'm sitting at my desk minding my business. And all of a sudden I hear someone's phone go off and what do I hear,

"They see me roooollin. They hatin. Patrolin, they tryna catch me ridin dirty"

LMAO...i burst out laughin. Trying to imagine some middle aged white guy with a Chamillionaire ringtone just made my day.

Thought you guys would find that funny too.

Pics from last weekend

Finally got them posted guys.....

Gay marriages

So you guys know I don't get political on this blog. I find that once you start talking about a subject, people start coming out of the woodworks to criticize your opionions, beliefs, and its just annoying. I understand everyone has their own opionions and not everyone is going to agree, but I choose to just listen to mine!!

That being said, I just couldn't let this gay marriage issue slip past my radar. What kind of fool's does Bush take us for. He obviously thinks we are total idiots. Who couldn't see that he is using this issue to divert people from the fact that he is screwing up big time. Does he think we will just forget about the hundreds of soldiers who have died? Does he think that we will forget about how messed up the economy is now that he is in office? Does he think that we forgot about Katrina? So what, gay people want to get married and have children. Do they not deserve to be happy? Do they not deserve to live a normal life in this so-called "land of the free"? Do they not deserve to be considered equal?

Now I know I'm going to get some backfire about this from conservatives, but what is the issue with gay's adopting kids? Is it that we "America" are scared of them being pedophiles, rapists, sodomist's? Are we afraid that our "Generation Next" is going to all turn out to be homosexual? Being heterosexual is not the equivalent of good parenting. Just look at all these stories of mothers beating children, throwing them in the trash (heard about one this morning), fathers killing babies, adults raping 10 year old girls, welfare families, women who refuse to work and use my hard earned tax money to go to the club, black-on-black violence committed by our youth, all of the youth we have in jail? Were they all raised by a homosexual? I think not

So I just think that the issue here is, "you got to blame someone". Why don't we just blame gays for Vietnam, The Great Depression, War in Iraq, Baby Boom, Racism/Slavery.

This is why I Love America!!

Almost forgot

I see I have 2 new readers now. And then one of them has the nerve to be demanding. Gonna remind me that I didn't update my blog this morning (and it was only noon). LOL. So let me give a shout out to my homies Chucky and Tinky Wink....lmao. And I'm saying that out of love!!

These are my homies from work and they keep me laughing all day. Chucky is the one that from first glance and upon first meeting him, you think he's all quiet and reserved. Yeah right!!! You should hear how he talks to people. And like I told him today, "thats insubordination"

Tink is the one that is like a lion in sheeps clothing. Don't be fooled by the name "Tink" and the physique(sp). This dude will go POSTAL on you in 2.5 seconds. HoT TaMaLe!!!

Okay.. thats enough about them. I'll see them later

PS...I know they are going to bomb me out for this post!!

Party over here!!

This weekend I went to chill out with my friends Aric and Kim Easterling to celebrate Aric receiving his Masters in Information Systems. I made that long trek all the way out to Herndon (and got lost as usual) and 2 hrs after the start of the party, I finally made my grand entrance. Let me just say that I love the house. Its very nice...its just too damn far!! Kimmi, can you move a little closer to civilization please?? Thanks. Anyway...so I get to the party and the first person I see is Jen. And might I add that she has lost a few lbs and is looking great. So we are catching up and she gives me a tour of the house. But all I'm wondering is when we are going to eat. Hey...you know me!! So I talk to Aric and congratulate him and ask him to lead me towards the food. I tasted pasta salad for the first time...well actually it wasn't the first time I tasted it, but the first time I actually ate some. I think Jen made it and it was de-lish. I met a couple of Aric and Kim's friend, took pics, played with the kids, and I didn't leave her house till around 12midnight. I got home and I was knocked out. So to Aric and Kim, thank you for a good nite's rest :)

(I tried to upload pics but blogger is acting stank)

And I just want to add that a "certain somebody" was in the "uurrea" this weekend and didn't even call a sista. And how come I wasn't invited. What is this, a secret society???LOL

Last weekend

I know I'm about a week too late, but I have been so busy that I didn't get a chance to tell you guys about my weekend. Well, for starters I got home Friday night and realized my air condition was not properly functioning. And it had to be about 80 degrees outside which made it like 90 degrees in my 2nd floor apartment. But it wasn't that bad b/c by the time I got off work at the Gap it was cooled down. Saturday morning I woke up and realized that I still hadn't gotten my shoes for Aja's wedding on Sunday. Kiya called me up (our usual early Saturday morning phonecall) and asked me did I want to go to her niece's 13th bday party in VA. So I got up and got myself together and made my way ALL THE WAY down to Oxon Hill to meet her. It was kinda warm outside and I knew it was a cookout, so I just wore a tshirt and some jeans with sandals. I get to Kiya's house and AS USUAL, she's not even ready. Even though it took me 900 years to get to her house AND I told her when I was leaving my house. That always happens. So I get to her house and she's still in the shower. I'm watching tv waiting on her and by the time she gets ready, we still have to wait on her friend thats meeting us. An hour later and we're still at her house. Funny thing though...like I said, I was dressed for a light cookout, but Kiya was dressed like she was about to hit the BBQ Red Carpet event somewhere. Complete with little see-thru shirt, extremely high espedrills (sp) and her big Mary J Blige glasses (you know the ones that take over your whole face). I'm looking at her, looking at me, looking at her, looking at me. "Damn, am I underdressed or something?" But thats nothing new for Kiya. She never walks out the house without re-curling her hair and looking like she's on the MD red carpet and the paparazzi are out.

So by the time her friend V gets there we left. We get to the cookout and we're just hanging around. We eat, we talk, we leave. From there we were supposed to go to Arundel Mills to find me some shoes for Sunday. She has to pick up her "boo" b/c he's going to the mall with us, so I told her I would go home and we would meet up there. Got a txt from Dom about going to the movies later. So I told him to pick me up and we would meet Kiya and them there, look for my shoes, and then go dinner and movies from there. Well, when I told Kiya she said she wasn't waiting for me anymore (biotch) and so I just went up there with Dom. We went to looked for shoes, went to dinner, and then saw the movie. It was pretty decent, considering I haven't seen Part 2 and can't remember when I saw Part 1. Then we got back to my house at like 2am and it was blazing in there. I swear when we woke up the next morning we were in a pool of sweat.

I called the maintenance people to come out and fix it Sunday morning. After Dom left I went and got a mani/pedi and waited for my friend Tarrance to arrive (my date for the wedding). I got dressed (and that was pretty hard considering it was now 100 degrees in my apt) and we headed out the door to DC. Her wedding was BEAUTIFUL. She looked so pretty. And he looked handsome. Reception was so much fun. I'll post pics whenever I get the damn card reader. I saw some old friends that I haven't seen since graduation. Everyone looked so nice. And I was just glad her wedding was inside b/c it was too hot for an outside wedding. And all my friends know, I don't do heat!!

So the guy finally came Monday morning and he didn't fix a damn thing. Long story short about the AC, it didn't get fixed until yesterday. And this is after I bombed someone in the leasing office out. I also quit my job at the Gap on Monday b/c they were getting on my nerves. How dare they schedule me to work on Memorial Day. So all those looking for a hook up...sorry.

Okay...I'm tired of typing so I'll fill you in on Monday about this weeks festivities.

PS. One week left until GirlX ties the knot. And I can't wait to be there.

Have a nice weekend peoples

Am I really a b****?

As I've told you guys before, I train new hires when they come onto my program at work. They usually stay with me about 2 days depending on if they get everything done that needs to be done. Well, there is this new guy that started on Monday. He started along with 2 other people. He's a white guy but he seems very nice. But when I took them out for lunch I noticed that he talked alot and just wouldn't shut up. And he will talk about random things at that. Stuff that I didn't even ask him. It's just annoying. And then I hate it when I'm trying to train someone and they are jumping ahead of me trying to be so fast. Thats how you miss important details and information. He's that type of dude. He had an IT job before so he seems like the type that thinks he knows everything. So as I'm training him, he's trying to tell me what I need to do. I'm looking at him like, "Nigga please". And then he keeps coming to my desk trying to spark a conversation and talk to me. I act like I'm so engrossed in my work that I can't even look up. And then he kept asking me all these damn questions. I think a couple times I must have sighed real heavy b/c at one point he said, "I'm sorry to bother you so much". Well dammit if you're sorry, then leave me the hell alone!!! Then this morning I just got in and sat at my desk and he's coming to my desk first thing trying to talk. Look, I just got in, I haven't even taken a sip of my French Vanilla Capp, and I don't feel like talking. DAMN!!! Then he goes back to his desk and 5 minutes later he's sending me email pictures (like a million of them) of his kids and his family. WTF?!?!? I don't even know you dawg. Why in the hell would I need some pics of your family. Stop clogging my inbox! UGGGGHHHH.... I know he means well, but damn...please leave me alone.

Quick post of American Idol

I'm not going to go into detail right now, but I just wanted to share a few quick thoughts on the American Idol Finale last night

1. I know I'm going to get some complaints from "you know who", but Mary J. Blige pissed me off to the maximum capacity last night. The way she came out to sing with Elliott and TOOK OVER THE DAMN SONG like she was giving a concert where she was the headliner. I wanted to take my remote, throw it THRU the tv screen, and hoped that it hit her in her damn eyeball. I mean, she practically had Elliott shivering in the corner. Trick, it's not all about you!! This is American Idol. And she looked stupid with those glasses on, that long "party-n-go" ponytail, and those stripper platform shoes. UGGHHH....

2. WTF was Toni Braxton singing? I couldn't hear one word she sayed with all that mumbling and baritone voice. Taylor was singing higher than she was. I started to wonder if she was even singing at all, or was she just there as eye candy? She did look good though

Okay...I'll get to more about the show later.

Random pictures

I was fishing around on Crunk & Disorderly and Concrete Loop and I happened to find some pictures that disturbed me deeply.

Exhibit A: Khia

What in the hell is this mess? She just looks like you can smell her rank coochie from the screen. And what does she have on? I'm not understanding at all. And I know that girls wear jeans and stuff that now show their butt crack (Dominic gets on me all the time about mine) but somehow, I'm getting the feeling that this is one buttcrack that people don't want to see. Like I can deal with Serena's buttcrack more than this one. Yuck!!!! And it just is so flabby and ewww. And did you catch the stretch marks. OMG!!!!! She could have at least covered those bad boys up.

Exhibit B: Dame Dash

Is he being for real with these glasses. I mean, I hope its just a cruel joke and we are being Punk'd b/c those glasses are hideous. He is definitely not getting his grown and sexy on right now.

Exhibit C: Ciara

Is it just me, or does Ciara remind anyone of Wanda Sykes. I mean, it looks like it could be her daughter. On another note, Ciara is looking really nice these days. I'm feeling the dark hair on her. Much better. Although I still think she is by far the worst singer in the world.

Exhibit D: Big Gipp

Who knew that under all that platinum and gold, he really has nice teeth? He still looks like curious George though.

Exhibit E: Skateboard P

Something about his face is not right in this picture. Its his lips. Why do they look like he had those lip injections or some isht. Either that, or he got busted in the mouth, or they're chapped then a mutha. But I'm not feeling it. On the other hand, did anybody see him in Mariah's new video? DAMN!!!! That nigga was looking good. I was drooling.

Thats enough of my rants.