How Dare You...

....turn my faucet off in the bathroom. I know I was wasting water letting it run while getting a paper towel. So what!?!?

....take my clothes out the washer/dryer without me being there. Matter of fact, don't take them out at all. I don't care if they have been sitting in there an hour.

....pass your work off on me. I don't get your salary, so unless you are coughing up an extra $25 per hour, you might want to learn how to use those skills listed on your highly exaggerated resume.

....cut in front of me in a line when I've been waiting for longer than 10 minutes. I'm hungry too!

....keep me on hold longer than a minute. I'm liable to hang up on you. I can't stand the silence.

....bring children under the age of 10 to the movie theater to see an adult movie. And you need to be smacked bringing a baby in ANY movie. Can't even watch the damn movie in peace cause all I hear is silly ass gurgling baby noises.

(to be cont.)