LOL...I got this as a suggestion from LadyListon on what I should say to my boss:

"Look Diablo (Dakari), I am a full time I.T. Specialist at Lockheed Martin with a pending clearance. I know you may not understand all that, but what it means in "Gap" terms is that when I walk out of here at night I sleep well knowing that I don't have to fold t-shirts to ensure I can eat for the rest of the week. And if you insist on beating your chest to try and mask the obvious insecurity you feel being in the presence of an educated associate who works here for the discount, than maybe you should ponder who you are and what you're doing with your life. Perhaps your lifetime ambition to be Gap Store Manager isn't working for you. And that kind of attitude won't take YOU very far in life, now will it?"

Let me just say that she is a genius. Next time he says something to me, I'm going to try and remember this so I can spit it verbatim out of my mouth like Pumpkin spit on New York