So I know by now you guys are tired of hearing about my boss and how much I despise him. But I had to fill you in on the episode last night

So last night I go in to work and before I clocked in I asked one of the girls if we got paid that day (I never know when we get paid). She said we would get paid tomorrow and that was the end of that convo. Then I still had about 10 minutes until I clocked on so I was just hanging around talking to one of my "work BFF", when out of nowhere my hater boss comes over and tells me that I need to be doing some work. I turn towards him and tell him that I'm not on the clock and he tells me "well you need to clock in then". So I tell him that my shift doesn't start until 6:00 so I have 10 minutes of "ME" time. So he walks away and I feel like the winner!! YAYY

Okay...once I clocked in, about 10 minutes into my shift he starts passing out check. So I walk over there to get mine and he says, "Ummm...sorry but I don't give out checks to people that are on the clock". But it was the way he said it that pissed me off, so you know I gave him the screw face and was like "Well you should have given it to me when I had my 10 minutes of "me" time". Then he's like "Well, you should have asked". At this point I walk away but as I'm walking away, I hear him telling people "I would have given her her check if she didn't have such an attitude". I could have gone back and checked him, but I decided to let it go. I felt that if I didn't let him see me sweat, he would shut his ashy trap.

So as the night goes on, I'm kind of quiet in the back (they put me in the fitting room which I hate)

Sidenote: Why is it that people take 9 million things in the fitting room and don't buy a damn thing. And then they just leave everything in there. Put that shit back!!!!! Don't bring all that stuff in there when you know you aint got no money.

Okay...like I said, I'm quiet in the back and so he decides to say little stuff and pick with me again. I give him the usual "don't play with me look" and he says that he's just playing. THEN...this negro comes to the back of the store and makes this statement

"I think you need to get rid of your URBAN attitude. You would get so much further in life if you did that."

EERRRRRRRRRRRRR.........

Hold up, WHAT?!?!?

So I ask him what is this URBAN attitude he's talking about. And he says, "You know, the neck rolling and the hands on your hips. You are in a professional envir...." But I had to stop him before he even finished. "Do you think that I don't know how to act professional? I find that highly offensive and you don't even know me".

Is he out of his cotton picking mind? This negro sees me 4 hours out of the day and thinks he can judge me by that. If thats the case I would have to pull out the spoons and tap dance shoes for him, b/c thats what I think he is. Lordy...I didn't even have no more words for him b/c he's too far gone.