Crack is wack

Okay...I know it's been a couple of days since I've posted, but I've come back w/ some more hate for you.

It seems that "Madame Butterfly" was enjoying that wonderful weather on the island of St. Barts recently. Now I enjoy fun in the sun just like the next man, but must she make a fool of herself posing like she is doing a "Black Tail" photospread!

I will admit, I'm no size 2 myself, but Mariah is a little on the chunky side and she is far from toned. So me being the hater that I am...I give this a downgrade.

Your favorite "Black Love" couple could be back on that stuff. Or maybe they never got off that stuff. Regardless of the fact, my girl Whitney was lookin GOOD at the BET Anniversary show. She had that wig right, she beat that brick, and her outfit was cute. Aside from the fact that her voice cracked a little while trying to sing a snippet of Luther, she was on point.

So all I want to know is..........what happened?!?!?

The National Enquirer reports that the once stunning Grammy winner was photographed at an Atlanta gas station at 4 am on morning last month, looking disheveled and bizarre in pajama bottoms, a $50,000 fur coat and a messy wig (probably the same wig she wore on Being Bobby Brown). The supermarket tab says Whitney's voice is shot from years of cocaine abuse and she and her hubby are running out of money.

What do you guys think? I think she is officially the spokesperson for A.D.D (A Damn Disgrace)

My favorite movie in college was Money Talks. I mean, when I say favorite, I mean FAVORITE. I used to play it every damn day about 2 times a day and then I had to fall asleep to it (which my roommate hated). I know every single word in the movie. I mean, it was funny as hell, and it didn't hurt that Chris Tucker was "a sweet sexy thang". Lately though, he's been blowing up and actin a fool. First, he gets busted in a high speed chase with the law, then he asks for $20mil for Rush Hour 3, and now he's starting to look like a H.A.M. When did he get so big?

*secretly, he still can get it :)

UGGGHHH....I HATE THIS TRICK!! I can't stand Star Jones for so many reason. 1 being that she is pretentious and 2 being that she is ugly. She really reminds me of a bug. And all that weight that she has lost doesnt look good on her. She now favors a bobble-head.

She now adds author to her many list of accomplishments (HA). How in the hell are you going to write a book about finding true love, when you're married to a fairy? The book, which is entitled, Shine: A Physical, Emotional, and Spiritual Journey to Finding Love, is a bunch of crap. Here are a couple excerps from People magazine :

" At a party on Nov. 13, 2003, a man took my arm and said, "You're not just going to pass me by." This man with skin the color of cooked butter, the most beautiful lips and the deepest brown eyes on the planet continued, "I saw you once at a party five years ago and was too hesitant to approach you, but I'm braver this time." I was charmed out of my wits. I looked into those chocolate eyes, and I literally heard a bell ring – just like my mother said it would.. "

This sounds like a fake a$$ romance novel to me. Ohh, but here's the kicker:

" Al and I were really tested during our engagement period. One day we would read in the press that Al was out gallivanting with a bunch of women. The next day, we'd read a story questioning his sexuality. I remember my husband saying to me, "Baby, what am I today?" And me answering, "Just who you were yesterday, baby." The attacks on the nature of our relationships never bothered me because I knew this man. Al would give me strength, and I'd give him strength, and we prayed every morning and every evening. And we still do. I was madly in love. The first time he held me in his arms sexually, it was almost frightening because we knew our erotic interest in each other could take over every other thing. "

" About a week later, in bed, I said to him, 'Honey, you have on your T-shirt - are you cold?' And he, whom most people consider to have one of the most gorgeous bodies on the planet - those shoulders - answered me by saying, 'I just don't look as good naked as you do. "

First of all, I don't even want to imagine Al naked. I bet he is all pale and pasty w/that frail body, and he probably gets a bikini wax. GROSS!!